23Aug/060
What if Klingons ran NPR? Hilarity is what.
Do you ever find yourself watching some fascinating program on PBS only to be interupted by their annoying anchors begging for money? Wouldn't it be so much better if Klingons ran PBS? Someone apparently thought so. Instead of getting some lame NPR handbag as a present for donating, you would get "a cask of blood wine delivered on the anniversary of your Rite of Ascension". The anchors would also have great pitch lines, like "It is without honor to listen and not pledge." Maybe I'm a nerd but thinking about this is just so hilarious to me.

